Denny's Pancake Puppies

Denny's Pancake Puppies

Cost: 1.99

Quality:*****
Healthy:**---

Zack:

Denny's Pancake Puppies are actually going for $1.99, but considering that Beth and I shared a glass-full of six, the price really evened out. There's a lot to love about these puppies. They're cheap, tasty, and covered in cinnamon sugar. I'm not sure exactly what a Hush-puppy is, but I'm told this is the pancake-batter equivalent, dipped in a deep-fryer, and then served up in a tall glass meant for milkshakes alongside a saucer filled with syrup.

Many questions come to ones mind while eating, what I would sadly consider, a complete meal such as this. Why is it so cheap? Why does it taste so good? Should I be eating this? And why did Denny's consider a tall narrow glass to be the best technique for serving steaming hot balls of deep-fried goodness? Luckily, these questions can all be ignored. It's better to just accept Denny's Pancake Puppies for what they are: cheap, tasty, and the best investment I've made in my future.

Final Consensus:

I would gladly spend more money for these. Granted, probably not a whole lot more, but I a certain undisclosed minuscule amount nonetheless. The only downside might be the heart-burn and/or heart attack afterward.

Highlights of the meal include sticking your hand deep into the narrow, grease coated glass for that last steaming puppy. It's the little things that matter most.